chunks of iceberg roaring in the night.

Hello. Growlers is a random assortment of things that I have built from pixels and text files that were lying around my workroom. You are currently staring blankly at the table of contents. But in a little while, maybe you will read the FAQ. Or play with some of these inventions.


The main growlers log contains instructions for wasting your time while geeking out. The latest entry: being the syndicate.


Panel Og. A scratch pad that I use while working on stuff online. It may or may not be interesting for you.


weather @ growlers. Weather scripts written so that I can tell whether or not it is raining without walking over to the window.


The Rambling Babbler. A random google search generator and mad lib completer.


guitar chord shape analyzer. When you find neat sounding guitar chords by accident, you can't just call them all C7.


signmonger. a widget that you can use to make signs that are too small to do much of anything with. Or are they?


Quercus. An experimental interface to the search engine google that clusters search results.


am I mad ape den or not?. A validator which tells you if your mad ape den is a go, a bit odd, or not mad ape at all.


Micrographia iterum. A log of pictures taken through a cheap microscope with a cheap digital camera.


kilobirthday. An alternative isochronal birthday celebration.


these things and others. A story log. The latest entry: For the Sheep.

site design, content, and code © 1996-2007 karl bailey.

what you need

• 1 or more effectors (for inputing requests)
• 1 or more sensory organs (for receiving output)
• A connection to the internet
• Spare time